Men and Women.

I came across a particular email yesterday that had me in fits of giggles. It was entitled, "Rules men wish women knew". It was freakin awesome. Ready:

1. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it
2.Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
3. Your mom doesn't have to be our best friend
4. Those males with perfect bodies are all gay. Accept it.
5. Let us oogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty you are?
6. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both.
7. Chistopher Columbus didn't need directions, neither do we.
8. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of trhe ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
9. We are not telepathic. We can not read your mind, so don't blame us for not knowing something you expected us to know without telling us. Conversely you aren't telepathic either so don't get mad other something you think we thought cause your guess is probably wrong.
10. Consider golf a mini vacation form you. We need it just like you do.
11. Women wearing wonderbras and low cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
12. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
13. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will mark anniversaries on a calendar.
15. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
16. Your ex- boyfriend is an idiot.
17. You have too many shoes.
18. You have enough many clothes
19. Anything you wear is fine. Really
20. Sunday= sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
21. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period
22. If yuou ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

ba hahahaha. Ok ready.
1. That is freakin hilarious. So true and i feel the same way!
4. I also agree. Sad story though
5. Ok that is what i like to call a cop out. Nice try though
6. Surprisingly that is fair enough!
8. I find that very sweet! They don't try to upset us, but they make mistakes
9 & 10. Ha ahahaha haha true story.
11. Ladies, this is correct, lets get with the program, what do you expect?!
12. That can be disputed. When they aren't nice things then yes throw them out. If they are promises... sorry guys gotta remember
14. Just write it on the calendar.
16. Also sweet. Idiot for not holding on to you, or for treating you that way.
17-19. Ha haha oh i love the differences between men and women.
21. Yeah!!
22. Once again, valid point men touche!

So just a lil dose of humor for the morning pretty great. I appreciate the differences between men and women i really do. I don't like however that they are polarized. We don't ALL think like this. You don't all think like that. It's a beautiful thing :)