Pants: Boo you Whore.

So Pants. Shorts. Skirts. Capris. We wear them. Some of us more out of necessity than anything else. Well geez. Pants are irritating. They don't even function completely properly anyway. How many cracks have you seen today? Be honest now, unless you're a little strange, you've seen more than you would have liked i'm sure.

They restrict movement, and freedom! Freakin pants. Shorts, not so bad, your calves thank you for letting them free, people who have to see them and bask in their whiteness may not concur. Skirts. Well. Skirts are actually not that bad. The big flowy ones at least. They are the best to take naps in. But prolly not the best for walking around on a windy day if ya know what i mean. Capris. What's so bad about capris?! I hear dudes comments like 'dude, capris are gay.' Well ya know what dude, you're gay. But if you are a dude wearing capris you probably are gay. And thats your thing.

I think we should just walk around without pants. Underwear, panties whatever you wanna call them, are actually fine by me. Because its just like wearing a swim suit! and i like swim suits. They keep eveything in with minimal restriction and don't use uneccesary fabric. Naw mean? Coming from a swimmer.. yeah it's the best.

Now. When you are getting ready tomorrow for whatever business transaction, i don't judge, think twice about putting on pants. Ok?